This brings to light a quandary.  On one hand (no pun intended) enhanced marking quantity control would make dogs descended from men.  On the other hand (pun intended) man’s opposable thumb allows us men to adapt and accomplish things dogs cannot do, thus promoting the evolutionary theory that men came from dogs. Read more »

The evolutionists will probably praise me for this, but this is probably the only time they will agree with me.  No, I have not given up any of my Christianity, but I have observer first-hand the similarities between male dogs and men.  I am not being sexist and there may be similarities between female dogs and women; I am just not going to go there now. Read more »

Here is what we need to do to help congress:

1. Cut all their wages to the amount that unemployment provides.
2. Prevent all of them from using any other funds (either personal assets or bailout funds) to buy food.
3. Limit their time in congressional sessions to one day a month so they can’t make the economy any worse; the free market will rebound on its own. Read more »