Surprisingly, the immense environmental damage comes not from the vast amounts of chemicals left in the forests, but from what the gangs do for support infrastructure.  Miles of plastic and PVC piping crisscross our forests carrying water for the labs and also for irrigating marijuana farms.

I have discussed the Obama administration using the Mexican Drug Cartels “superior fire power” over the Mexican police as an excuse to curtail our second amendment rights.  What I did not cover was how the drug gangs are hurting America and have been for many years, and it does not involve rocket propelled grenades and fully-automatic AK-47’s.

See, I told you I would return!  Let’s recap your answers to my questions:

You said that I have the biggest carbon footprint and am destroying the earth by making it hotter by emitting all that carbon dioxide from the house, all the CO2 it takes to make the Big Macs (or any fast food for that matter) and that Hummer is just the final death blow to our environment.

You also said that I destroy the most virgins.  You probably say that because the vegan in my back yard has the sheep to keep him company on the cold nights.

For the sake of an example, let’s say I live in a Hollywood mansion, eat a lot of McDonald’s Big Macs and drive a Hummer (I will need the large hummer after eating all of those burgers).  The Waco so-called environmentalists would have a great time protesting my so-called carbon footprint.

Add that to the fact I am a trumpet player in a great funk band and have virginal groupies chasing me all over after each performance for a private recital.  I use cloth butt wipes that one of my house maids washes and fluffs each day as my only nod to being environmentally conscious.

Anarchists are nothing new and their tactics are always the same: destroy, destroy, destroy.  They never offer solutions.  They never build up anything.  They never take responsibility for anything except the destruction they cause.  These useful idiots are just being used as pawns in the Marxist way of life and they seem to enjoy it as long as they can keep up the destruction.

Just when I thought the environmentally-challenged could go no further out of this universe, something pops up and surprises me.  Imagine Reusable Toilet Paper!  Well, it is not really paper.  It is made out of double-layered cloth.

When I was growing up, there was never a doubt when you ordered a drink at the soda fountain.  I know I am dating myself when I say we drank at the soda fountain.  The soda fountain down the corner had a long  counter with stools fixed to the floor; the stools spun around and we also had fun with those and I am sure the owners tolerated that and must have been saintly in controlling themselves from telling us to stop wearing out the stools.

As soon as SoS Hillary made her debut as the official United States Bond Salesman, the market tanked again and all our economy is slipping down the tubes, all because of purposefully placed words.

I received several pieces of interesting snail mail.  The majority are credit card statements whose administrators have been aware of my financial predicament and have generously been adding late fees to my balances.  Just to make matters more interesting, over limit fees are being added, caused by the late payments being charged to the cards and increasing the amount over my long-passed limit.

With all of the anti-gun people that President Obama has added to his cabinet and the people he asks for advice, we really need some people on the deep inside of congress to let us know what is brewing in legislation.  We need someone who can tip us off and try to stand up for us to protect our Second Amendment Rights.

Eric Holder is the most anti-gun Attorney General that we have ever seen and we can thank Obama for that.  When he was sworn in he promised to uphold the Constitution and laws of the United States.  He is already reneging on that oath.  We have known for some time that Holder wants to bring back the ill-fated Clinton Gun Ban.  In fact, A.G. Holder wants to ban the sale of all “assault weapons” in the United States.