Time and time again, we have been presented with an airplane in danger and the TSA and their air marshal program was as useless as Breasts on a Bull, and that is putting it mildly. They completely blew it.

Instead of making all of us take off our shoes (and maybe even underwear if the idiots in charge make useless regulations like they did with “Rich Da Shoebomber”) and hand searching granny, the TSA should do some intense profiling ala how the Israelis do. They have had a great record since they started. Read more »

Halfway through the flight right after dinner, both the redhead and the hunk go through their carry on baggage and pull out syringe kits. They have been allowed to take these aboard since they have medic alert tags hanging from chains around their necks. In fact, you noticed the redhead’s red tag dangling between her endowments earlier. Read more »

Imagine yourself seated with your significant other in an airplane. You are in the middle seat and your female partner is seated in the isle.

Your are either going to or returning from a wonderful romantic two-week trip in Paris. Paris is well known for its romantic places to visit. Read more »

The religion of peace strikes again – quite literally. A thirteen-year-old girl was sentenced to 90 lashes for having a cell phone at school. She will also spend two months in a Saudi jail.

Flogging is a brutal torture that is commonly used in Saudi Arabia. Although it is not supposed to be used for minor offenses, judges are free to add a flogging to sentences at their whim. Read more »

Now that I have solved the profiling problem by providing a tried and proven method, we need to fix the on-board security. I noticed that all of the foiled terrorist attempts against airplanes were not stopped by any government involvement. It was freedom-loving United States citizens that nipped these attempts. Read more »

I have been able to confirm this. A person who actually saw the pictures and details of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s underwear confirmed the following: 1) The underwear contained enough explosive, that when properly detonated in the right position could bring down an airplane. 2) The position of the burned section of the underwear would have probably been undetectable. Let me put this delicately; this terrorist’s girlfriend might have been able to tell the slight difference between reality and what the scanner showed. 3) The only way to have detected the bomb would have been a very thorough physical pat-down of the genital area or a first-hand visual examination of the underwear itself. Read more »

Take Richard Reid, the shoe bomber that was foiled by alert passengers and was single-handedly responsible for all the extra time and money that requires all people to remove their shoes before getting into the secure area of the airport. He certainly looked like a person who should have been looked at with a fine microscope before he boarded that airplane. No one checked. Read more »

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was from Nigeria, a country not primarily known for a terrorist breeding ground. Umar’s father had reported him to the United States Embassy providing the embassy officials with all the pertinent information that would have allowed U.S. Officials to restrict Umar from entering the United States let alone the ability to board a plane bound for America. Read more »

The United Nations is at our throats again.  They are accusing us of not fighting fair against the Taliban and Al Qaida terrorists; you know, those cowards that hide behind women and children when they are trying to kill us.  These are the same people who store bombs in mosques; the same ones who hide their weapons and operations in homes. Read more »

Let’s hope Manuel Cruz never had contact with Osama Bin Laden.  If he did we may not find the terrorist behind 9/11/2001 until 2017!  Manuel had been hiding in the mountains of northern Portugal. Read more »