Halfway through the flight right after dinner, both the redhead and the hunk go through their carry on baggage and pull out syringe kits. They have been allowed to take these aboard since they have medic alert tags hanging from chains around their necks. In fact, you noticed the redhead’s red tag dangling between her endowments earlier.
They both get up and go to the bathrooms to administer their insulin. She takes two needles out and plunges one into each of her breasts. Mr. Hunk has pulled down his pants and jabs a needle into each of his bulging butt cheeks. Just about simultaneously, both the redhead and the hunk push down on the plungers.
You and your partner will be D-E-A-D as soon as the plane hits the ocean’s surface. The explosions from the bathrooms have just about blown the tail (of the airplane) off and cut through all the hydraulic and electric control cables.
You see, a month before this the redhead was in a operating room in Saudi Arabia getting special breast implants with PETN instead of saline solution in them. The hunk was in a hospital in Iran getting some butt cheek implants.
The “insulin” was a special liquid (I’ll not name it here) that will set off the explosive. In fact, the underwear bomber tried a similar thing as a proof-of-concept experiment on Christmas.
Thank God his underwear burned instead of exploding.
Do you think this is just some weird story from my warped mind? No, there are already terrorist plans for such attacks.
Calf and penile implants of PETN are also possible. Remember, these radical Islamic terrorists will stop at nothing to destroy us.
The only way to prevent this from happening with today’s technology is to x-ray everyone real carefully and ban all people from flying if they have implants of any kind.
It’s a shame air travel has come to this.
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