Bad Economy Equals More Fat People, Not Weight Loss – Part 1

Members of congress, as usual, are blaming someone other than themselves.  It seems like victimization, once one of the mainstays of the liberals, has invaded the Republican Party.  You should notice that I did not mention conservatives.  It appears that most overweight members of congress, as a whole, are blaming their fatness on the stress of their jobs during the bad economy.

This mentality is pure rubbish and is, in fact, destructive to our society.  As long as anyone believes they are a victim they are enslaved (yes, enslaved) by the government.

I am a prime example of what to do instead.  I am and have been overweight for the past ten to twelve years.

I started to blame a 30-pound gain in weight in 2005 on steroids taken to fight a severe lung infection; the steroids did cause the weight gain, but I was momentarily content on slipping into a liberal behavior and blaming something else for my predicament.  I know this is a shocking revelation to the many that know me, but the potato of the couch won.

Two years later, I had a life-saving operation and gained thirty additional pounds of fluid in a week and was only able to get rid of twenty of that.  Still, the liberal mentality in this one area held its ground.

The truth be told, my conservative leanings got stronger in all other areas in a vain subliminal attempt to negate the liberalness.

Then God had enough with my antics and decided to put me back on track; I feel bad that the rest of the 20% of the company that was also laid off had to suffer along with me, but maybe they also needed some spiritual strengthening.  I also hate to think that God didn’t think the rest of the company was worth saving and I am sure that was not the case; I just had that little bit of sour grapes without being able to afford them.

I have been really poor several times in my life.  Along with that poverty I have never had the opportunity to get fat during the stressful times.  I guess, since I didn’t have sufficient money to afford gluttonous quantities of fast and junk food, I just didn’t gain weight.

In Part 2,  I will show you my plan that really works to lose weight.  This is probably is worth millions of dollars, buy I will give it to my readers for free.