If you have been hurt by the recent economic hiccups, you just did not have a good enough economic adviser. He should have known that this all started with the Fair Housing Act of 1977 and snowballed every time the Democrats have had control of congress. It just finally broke with Pelosi, et. al. in charge of congressional oversight.
I rarely publish anything that is not mine, but I received this email from a friend of mine and I just love it! Read and enjoy! Also, if you follow the advice, you may not be richer, but you will probably just not have a care in the world!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Now for something entirely different, but the same:
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
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