I really want to try and defeat Barbara Boxer in 2010.  She, along with my friend’s adorable Boxer are both full of $%@*.  Please do not infer from this statement that I think Barbara “Ma’m” Boxer is adorable.

Time and time again, we have been presented with an airplane in danger and the TSA and their air marshal program was as useless as Breasts on a Bull, and that is putting it mildly. They completely blew it.

Instead of making all of us take off our shoes (and maybe even underwear if the idiots in charge make useless regulations like they did with “Rich Da Shoebomber”) and hand searching granny, the TSA should do some intense profiling ala how the Israelis do. They have had a great record since they started.

The biggest snow storm is recorded history for this time of year is foretasted for the Washington DC area. If you own stock in Al Gore’s carbon credit company, I have some advice for you: SELL, SELL, SELL!

But there is much more behind the Storm of All Recorded History.

Halfway through the flight right after dinner, both the redhead and the hunk go through their carry on baggage and pull out syringe kits. They have been allowed to take these aboard since they have medic alert tags hanging from chains around their necks. In fact, you noticed the redhead’s red tag dangling between her endowments earlier.

Imagine yourself seated with your significant other in an airplane. You are in the middle seat and your female partner is seated in the isle.

Your are either going to or returning from a wonderful romantic two-week trip in Paris. Paris is well known for its romantic places to visit.

Yes, it is true that more guns mean less crime. The opposite is also true less guns means more crime.

I have said it so much that it sounds like an endless tape loop. Prohibit guns and you get a target-rich environment for criminals.

Did you hear the joke about the Jewish boy on an airplane? He boarded a flight to go non-stop from New York to Kentucky. He prayed and the airplane stopped in Philadelphia; the same city that W. C. Fields said he rather be living in.

In an address that is supposed to be about our country, President Obama mentions himself 132 times and the taxpayer twice!

‘Nuff said.

The religion of peace strikes again – quite literally. A thirteen-year-old girl was sentenced to 90 lashes for having a cell phone at school. She will also spend two months in a Saudi jail.

Flogging is a brutal torture that is commonly used in Saudi Arabia. Although it is not supposed to be used for minor offenses, judges are free to add a flogging to sentences at their whim.

I wan to preface this with a statement that I am not against immigrants.  In fact, immigration is what made the United States so great.  In fact, my family cane over here in the 1800’s and played a part in continuing the to make this country better.

The secret to this was that everyone became Americans, learned the language and adopted the customs.  Yes, they also kept the customs of their heritage, but America became a true “melting pot” where everyone added to the strength of the country.